FIG. 1 — THE PROBLEM
Stop sounding
like ChatGPT.
Start sounding
like you.
CAFECITO bottles your voice into a system AI can pour from.
NO STOCK PHOTOS
NO SYNERGY
NO BEIGE BOTS
The Manifesto
8 pillars, no fillerFIG. 2 — WHAT GOES INTO THE VOICE SYSTEM
- 01Context
the story behind the words
- 02Affinity
who you're actually talking to
- 03Feedback
what has actually landed before
- 04Experience
the receipts you've already earned
- 05Cohesion
one voice, every channel
- 06Iteration
sharpened, never set in stone
- 07Trust
sound like you, every time
- 08Outcomes
words built to do a job
FIG. 3 — THE OLD MENU
What you were
stuck with
Hire an Agency
$3-5K / mo
you still write the brief, still wait on drafts, still fix the voice yourself
Do It Yourself
15-20 hrs / wk
your calendar is gone. the actual work waits
Give Up
$0
the content stops. so does everything it was supposed to grow
FIG. 4 — THE OFFERS
The Voice Sprint
2 weeks
Solo
$1,250
For the personal brand ready to sound like themselves everywhere, every time.
4 weeks
Business
$3,500
For teams who need one voice across every writer, channel, and AI tool.
Content on Tap
EXHIBIT B — MONTHLY, BRUTAL PRICING
| Plan | Price |
|---|---|
| Content on Tap | from $600 / mo |